Louis de Funès

Jockey Jack

Michel Serrault

Jérôme Martinet, actor and cousin of Jockey Jack

Mireille Darc

'Rockie la Braise'

Francis Blanche

Absalon

Maurice Biraud

Jo Arengeot

Darry Cowl

Gratiopoulos

Raymond Meunier

'La Douane'

Hubert Deschamps

General Fréderic Cédille

Gianni Musy

Riton aka "Pom Chips"

Barbara Brand

Actress who plays Sonia

Paola Barbara

Simone Landry

Guest of Christine

Colette Régis

Christine

Malka Ribowska

The Countess

Jacqueline Rivière

Dorothée

Yves Barsacq

Police inspector

Charles Bouillaud

Léon, concierge of the Théâtre de Paris

Michel Dacquin

Pastor

Michel Duplaix

Prop master

Guy Grosso

Emíle, bartender

Roger Paschy

Prop master

Émile Riandreys

Stage manager of the theater

Venantino Venantini

Pierre Michon, theater actor

Madeleine Barbulée

Aunt Ophélie (voice)

Raymone

Palmyre, the madwoman

Marcel Bernier

Prop master (uncredited)