Marty Feldman
Teddy Brown
Marty Feldman
Teddy Brown
Judy Cornwell
Liz Brown
Garry Miller
Richard Brown
Shelley Berman
Nat Kaplan
Hy Hazell
Mrs. Kaplan
Julie Ege
Inga Giltenburg
Penelope Keith
Lotte von Gelbstein
Moray Watson
Chandler
Jack Watson
McLaughlin
Mark Elwes
Rokes
Harold Innocent
Jimpson
Dinsdale Landen
Vicar Geoffrey Mellish
John McKelvey
Col. Belper
Charles Lewsen
Arthur Soames
Maggie Jones
Hetty Soames
Ellis Dale
Leonard Crape
Frances de la Tour
Maud Crape
Patrick Cargill
Wallace Truffit MP
Patience Collier
Mrs Monty Levin
Ray Fell
Goldilocks Presenter
Annabel Leventon
Chandler's Secretary
Mischa De La Motte
Trufitt's Manservant
Veronica Clifford
Hot Dog Girl
Diana Quiseekay
Elvira
Vicki Hodge
Pippa
Sarah Badel
Joanna Snow
John Wells
Tolworth
Michael Bates
Magistrate
Robert Farrant
Porridge Eater #2
Kenny Rodway
Porridge Eater #3
Dave Dee
Wednesday Play Star
Judy Huxtable
Dracula's Victim
Rose Hill
Shopping Woman
Winnie Holman
Shopping Woman #2
Rose Hill
Shopping Woman #1
Bernard Sharpe
Shopping Man
Roland Curram
Arthur/Mario
David Hutcheson
Stockbroker
Roy Beck
Passer By
Alan Bennett
Defence Solicitor
Erika Bergmann
Hildegarde
Geraldine Gardner
Girl
Sheila Gish
Mother in Commercial
Christopher Godwin
Magistrate's Clerk
James Payne
Taxi Driver with the Dwarfs
Marianne Stone
TV Production Assistant
John Hamill
Porridge Eater
John Bindon
Strongman at Party
Jim Clark
Director
Richard Williams
Opening Title Sequence
Denis Norden
Writer
Terry Glinwood
Associate Producer
Marty Feldman
Writer
Herbert Kretzmer
Story
Barry Took
Writer
John Cameron
Original Music Composer
Milton Shulman
Story
Jeanette Freeman
Hairstylist
Ned Sherrin
Producer
Ken Hodges
Director of Photography
Roy Stannard
Art Direction
Daphne Dare
Costume Design
Ralph Sheldon
Editor
Richard Mills
Makeup Artist
Thelma Graves
Casting
George Minassian
Camera Operator
Jim Sibley
Sound Editor
Pat Green
Production Manager
Buster Ambler
Sound Recordist
Barbara Rowland
Continuity
Nolan Roberts
Sound Recordist