Jane Jensen
Juliet Capulet
Jane Jensen
Juliet Capulet
Will Keenan
Tromeo Que
Valentine Miele
Murray Martini
William Beckwith
Cappy Capulet
Steve Gibbons
London Arbuckle
Sean Gunn
Sammy Capulet
Debbie Rochon
Ness
Lemmy Kilmister
Narrator
Stephen Blackehart
Benny Que
Flip Brown
Father Lawrence
Earl McKoy
Monty Que
Gene Terinoni
Detective Ernie Scalus
Wendy Adams
Ingrid Capulet
Tamara Marie Watson
Georgie Capulet
Jacqueline Tavarez
Rosy
Tiffany Shepis
Peter
Joe Fleishaker
1-900-HOT-HUNK
James Gunn
Found a Peanut Father
Lloyd Kaufman
Shocked Onlooker
Lisbeth Kaufman
Mutant Kid
Charlotte Kaufman
Mutant Kid
Caroline Smith
Pauline
Jason Green
Sgt. Kabukiman N.Y.P.D. (uncredited)
Ron Jeremy
Tromaville Citizen (uncredited)
Garon Peterson
Fu Chang
Joseph Anthony
Flavio (Penis Monster Guy)
Craig Adams
Guy Who Says It Will Take Him Only Two Minutes to Have Sex
Neil Ruddy
Nice Man Hit By Car!!
Michael Herz
Producer
Lloyd Kaufman
Director
Lloyd Kaufman
Producer
James Gunn
Assistant Director
Frank Reynolds
Editor
Brendan Flynt
Director of Photography
Hannah Moseley
Art Direction
Kyra Svetlovsky
Costume Design
Willie Wisely
Original Music Composer
Phil Rivo
Additional Writing
Callie French
Makeup Supervisor
Franny Baldwin
Line Producer
Jeff Kushner
Sound Effects Editor
Lloyd Kaufman
Screenplay
James Gunn
Screenplay
Robert Bauer
First Assistant Director
James Gunn
Executive In Charge Of Production
Liz Ip
Second Assistant Director
Karen Ipock
Art Department Assistant
Andrew Deemer
Additional Writing
Phillipe Ginkels
Boom Operator
Jason Green
Additional Writing
Jonathan Foster
Co-Producer
Andrew Weiner
Associate Producer
Jennifer Acomb
Set Dresser
Michael Franzetti
Key Grip
Martin Nowlan
Best Boy Grip
Robert Hersov
Co-Producer
Allen R. Kiefer
Boom Operator
Steve Ramsey
Best Boy Grip
Daniel Laikind
Executive Producer
Robert Schiller
Executive Producer
Elizabeth Cassinelli
Assistant Property Master
Joseph White
Boom Operator
Albert Cadabra
Grip
Robert Rasmussen
First Assistant Camera
Dylan Forer
Driver
John Michals
Transportation Coordinator
Julie Stepanek
Thanks
Pete Conlin
Sound Designer
Arthur Goldsmith
Camera Loader
Max Votolato
Assistant Camera
Jeffrey Ferruzzo
Foley Artist
Rich Cohen
Negative Cutter
David Rogers
Music Editor
Willie Wisely
Music Score Producer
Sandee Brockwell
Tattoo Designer
David Novack
Sound Re-Recording Mixer
Jonathan Slon
Sound Recordist
Joe Zito
Boom Operator
Ian Dudley
Second Assistant Camera
David Wasserman
Key Grip
Franny Baldwin
Unit Production Manager
Dan Wilkinson
Second Second Assistant Director
Alex Ingalls
Set Dresser
Jeff Roenning
Boom Operator
Vincent Schicchi
Special Effects Makeup Artist
David Alvarez
Sound Recordist
Sila A. Soyer
Sound Effects Editor
Joe Macchia
Special Effects Technician
Efrem Flores
Still Photographer
Dylan Forer
Grip
Albert Cadabra
Dialogue Editor
Anna Josenhans
Assistant Editor
Jon Nissenbaum
Additional Script Supervisor
Julia Purtill
Stunts
Harrison Freed
Extras Casting
Lauren Yates
Casting Associate
Michelle Roa
Location Manager
Lisa Molinaro
Script Supervisor
David Dillon
Driver
William Shakespeare
Theatre Play
Grant Quasha
Executive Producer
Marcos Antonio Miranda
Stunt Coordinator
Neil Ruddy
Stunts
Doug Hall
Additional Still Photographer
Emelia Capp
Art Department Assistant
Arthur M. Jolly
Stunts
Tom Zuback
Additional Still Photographer
Stanley L. Kaufman, Sr.
In Memory Of
Jon Nissenbaum
Second Second Assistant Director
Peter Anzalone
Carpenter
Russell Creak
Assistant Foley Artist
Robert Taz Larrea
Sound
Neil Ruddy
Special Effects
Sandee Brockwell
Stunts
Jackie Salerno
Additional Still Photographer
Louie Zakarian
Special Effects Supervisor
Atsushi Takaoka
Gaffer
Andrew Weiner
Casting
Anne Pratt
Second Second Assistant Director
Samara Smith
Property Master
Steven Barison
First Assistant Editor
Kris Isacsson
Thanks
Max Votolato
Camera Production Assistant