Joe Heath

Walter Richardson/Gary/Punk Rocker/Keyboard Player/Pirate

Brad Heath

Death/Purse Snatcher/Drunk Man/Bass Player/Man in Tree/Ricky/Tommy No-Nuts/The Priest/PIG

Stan Heath

Bum

Bruce Scott

Mr. Parker/The Blind Man

Amanda Wooten

Gigi

Josh Spurgin

Mad Scientist/Uncle Frank

Kathy Bethune

Madame Morgana

Kipp Heath

The Dude/Truck Driver/Willy/Art Supporter/Death Shemp

Gonzo Lager

Brian

Amy Withaneye

Walt's Mother

Jessi Hyman

Mimi Cohen

Ashley McKenzie

Waitress

Kristina Pritchett

Waitress #2

Betty Horton

Fallen Woman

Lonnie Horton

Tree Cutter

Hope Heath

Chinese Ziggy/Random Woman/And Then Woman/Cowgirl/Art Hater

Vincent E.L.

Narrator